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Showtime’s exclusive Shameless eye mask for sleeping is not censored and will arrive with the full four-letter word embroidered across it. If Fiona Gallagher teaches us anything, it’s that when you live in a household of seven, headed by a borderline sociopathic drunk, sleep is more valuable than gold. This black satin sleep eye mask inspired by Fiona’s fighting spirit will grant you many more hours of much-needed rest, and no one will dare disrupt your slumber.

Note – 17+ for Adults Only. Actual product not censored. 

PRODUCT DETAILS: 

• Made of: 100% satin
• Size: One size fits most. The eye mask features an elastic band for a stretch fit.
• Care: Hand wash to preserve the quality of the design.

LIMITED QUANTITIES AVAILABLE

Whether you've been a member of the Bodega Hive from the beginning or you've just discovered the no non-sense late-night talk show Desus & Mero, you'll want to declare your fandom for the quick-witted Bronx duo with this 7-inch scale double bobblehead. From Bif Bang Pow!, this resin piece features excellent likenesses of Desus Nice and The Kid Mero from their ever-present ball caps down to their fashionable footwear. The base displays the "Desus & Mero" logo with raised letters on the front and the Showtime logo on the back. Ages 18 and up.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

• From the #1 show in late night with nothing but illustrious guests!
• Desus & Mero are now in bobblehead form.
• Mero has mad kids and Desus loves sneakers.

Please note: The darkness of the green will vary as it is a natural gem, not dyed or heat treated. Your ring is 100% unique.

Collector's Edition - Limited Quantity

14K yellow gold over solid sterling silver Twin Peaks replica signet ring with carved green aventurine gemstone. Each custom-cut stone is individually tension-set, with the underside rounded and cut out so light can shine through, featuring the stones true color and natural mottling. Each etched glyph is blackened for contrast with ring averaging 13 grams overall weight. 

As with natural gemstones, color and mottling will vary. Stones are cut and etched by hand, not machined nor calibrated, so please allow for slight tool marks and imperfections.

HOW DO I FIGURE OUT MY RING SIZE?
Rather than using online print-and-cut paper sizers, it is honestly best to go to a professional... any jewelry store or pawn shop will have a ring sizer which they can slip on your finger right there. Be sure to size the finger you want to wear it on because your dominant hand (writing hand) is typically a little bigger.

IF I WEAR A SIZE IN-BETWEEN?
Choose whichever size you are closer to (Example: 8.75 should choose a 9 while an 8.25 should choose an 8).  However, when you are exactly in-between, it often depends on the shape of your knuckle.  Rings can be more easily made larger but should be stretched by a professional jeweler. If you are exactly in between sizes, order the smaller size and then your local jeweler can enlarge it.

Show your love for Axe Capital with the Billions Axe Capital Embroidered Hat. This adjustable hat will go with just about anything making it a must-have for all Billions fans!

PRODUCT DETAILS:

• This embroidered baseball hat has a classic fit making it perfect for everyday wear!
• Made of: 100% brushed cotton twill
• Additional Information: Adjustable slide closure and buckle

As colorful as your favorite Bodega Boys, this Desus & Mero Line Drawing Tie Dye Adult Long Sleeve T-Shirt is a must-have addition to any fan’s wardrobe. Featuring Desus and Mero smiling against a tye-dye background, this comfy long-sleeve tee is the perfect look for fans that love standing out.

PRODUCT DETAILS: 

• You can't go wrong with a classic! This 100% cotton long sleeve tee will soon become your new favorite shirt to where anywhere you go.
• Made of: 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: This shirt features short set-in sleeves and a seamless rib knit collar.

Fans of Alice Pieszecki will love lifting this The L Word: Generation Q As Seen On Alice Show Mug to their lips (the ones on their mouth, that is). Featuring a design as iconic as Alice herself, this 16 ounce mug will make you smile with each use. This mug might even catch the attention of fellow fans of The L Word: Generation Q along the way!

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:

• Sip your favorite beverage and represent your favorite show with this matte ceramic mug!
• Capacity: 16 oz
• Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Additional Information: Matte finish

Take your first sip of glorious coffee like Dougie Jones in Twin Peaks with the 'I am Dougie's Coffee' replica coffee mug. Take a trip to Twin Peaks, Washington with this official mug, as seen on Twin Peaks.

PRODUCT DETAILS: 

Made of: Ultra-sturdy ceramic
Size: 12 oz
Care: Dishwasher safe
Additional Information: Unique square design as seen on Twin Peaks

Show your love for your favorite self-made billionaire and the empire he's built with the Billions Axe Capital Horizontal Logo Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt. Available in three classic color choices, you'll be able to wear this comfy t-shirt day or night making it a must-have for your collection!

PRODUCT DETAILS:

• Comfortable and lightweight material will make this shirt your new favorite!
• Fit: Slim structure for a modern silhouette - we suggest ordering a size up if you prefer a baggier fit.
• Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low

There’s no place like Twin Peaks. Take the mystery and spine-chilling revelations of the series with you to the gym, store, or during Twin Peaks marathons with this Twin Peaks Buck Photo Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt. Comfortable and classic, this black-and-white tee pairs perfectly with any style.

PRODUCT DETAILS: 

• This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
• Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
• Made of: 100% Cotton
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: Its design is drapey and easy to wear on the go or while lounging at home.

Axe Capital represents intelligence, power, and influence. Now you can represent your favorite hedge fund king with the Billions Axe Capital Zip Hooded Sweatshirt. This comfortable, cotton-polyester sweatshirt is available in two classic color choices so you can watch your show of choice in style!

PRODUCT DETAILS:

• Get cozy in this super-soft zip-up hoodie!
• Fit: Comfy and casual fit
• Made of: 50% polyester / 50% cotton
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

• Super Soft, Fashion Fit tee is the perfect addition to every closet.
• Made in: Bangladesh
• Made of: 100% Cotton
• Care: Machine Wash Cold, Only Non-Chlorine Bleach When Needed, Tumble Dry Low, Do Not Iron

Just in time for the holidays, this Dexter Ultimate Fan Bundle is the perfect gift to give Dexter fans. Featuring a syringe pen and three classic show stickers, this ultimate fan bundle lets you kill the gift giving game.

• Retractable plastic pen designed to look like a medical syringe!
• Inject your Dexter fandom with the pen's black, medium point ink.
• Click action mechanism.
• One side of barrel features mock dosage measurement.
• Packaged with three die cut stickers featuring Dexter's outline in Blood Spatter, Slice of Life, and the Dexter logo.

Twin Peaks, Washington— Home of The Great Northern Hotel, We hope you enjoy your stay! Please jot down all of your notes and suggestions with the Twin Peaks Great Northern Hotel Notepad, there's no better place than Twin Peaks!

PRODUCT DETAILS:

• The perfect notebook to take with you on the go!
Size: 6" x 4" x 1/8".
• Includes: 50 sheets

Take your favorite talk show with you everywhere you go by adding this Desus & Mero Graffiti Couch Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt to your daily look. With a black and white image of Desus and Mero surrounded by eye-catching graffiti, this comfy t-shirt will quickly become a favorite look among Desus & Mero fans.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

• Super Soft, Fashion Fit tee is the perfect addition to every closet.
• Made in: Bangladesh
• Made of: 100% Cotton
• Care: Machine Wash Cold, Only Non-Chlorine Bleach When Needed, Tumble Dry Low, Do Not Iron

Visit Orchard Beach in style by throwing this Desus & Mero Emoji Orchard Beach Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt over your favorite swimsuit. With the picture-perfect waters of Orchard Beach front and center, this comfortable tee will get fans excited to step onto The Riviera of the Bronx.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

• Super Soft, Fashion Fit tee is the perfect addition to every closet.
• Made in: Bangladesh
• Made of: 100% Cotton
• Care: Machine Wash Cold, Only Non-Chlorine Bleach When Needed, Tumble Dry Low, Do Not Iron

Fans of The Bodega Boys will love wearing this comfy Desus & Mero DM Late Night Logo T-Shirt everywhere they go. Featuring the show slogan and eye-catching neon sign logo, this 100% cotton t-shirt is perfect to wear during your next Desus & Mero binge-a-thon.

PRODUCT DETAILS: 

• Super Soft, Fashion Fit tee is the perfect addition to every closet.
• Made in: Bangladesh
• Made of: 100% Cotton
• Care: Machine Wash Cold, Only Non-Chlorine Bleach When Needed, Tumble Dry Low, Do Not Iron

This graffiti-inspired Desus & Mero Washed Wall Logo T-Shirt will quickly become any fan’s favorite tee! Perfect for Desus & Mero marathons or a night out with friends, this comfortable, 100% cotton shirt is a stylish way to represent The Bodega Boys everywhere you go.

PRODUCT DETAILS: 

• Super Soft, Fashion Fit tee is the perfect addition to every closet.
• Made in: Bangladesh
• Made of: 100% Cotton
• Care: Machine Wash Cold, Only Non-Chlorine Bleach When Needed, Tumble Dry Low, Do Not Iron

A place both wonderful and strange, Twin Peaks makes you never want to leave. Represent a town of mystery, horror, and the best cherry pie in the world by wearing this Twin Peaks Place Drawing Fleece Hooded Sweatshirt everywhere you go. Cozy and stylish, this sweatshirt is a must-have for any Twin Peaks fan.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

• Get cozy in this super-soft traditional hoodie!
• Fit: Comfy and casual fit
• Made of: 50% polyester / 50% cotton
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

Get the official Twin Peaks Pie/Coffee/Donut Mug, featuring artwork inspired by a place both wonderful and strange. Features the icons Pie, Coffee & Donut.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

• Heavy Diner Style Mug
• Made of: Ultra sturdy ceramic
• Capacity: 10 oz.
• Care: Dishwasher safe.

Be a part of the most successful hedge fund with this Billions Axe Capital Stemless Wine Glasses (Set of 2). Featuring the Axe Capital logo etched on these 16 oz wine glasses and packaged in a black display box, this premium product is perfect for any Billions fan.

PRODUCT DETAILS: 

• Material: 100% Glass
• Size: 16oz
• Care: Dishwasher Safe
• Additional Information: Packaged in black display box.

From Billions, get Taylor Mason as a stylized POP vinyl from Funko! This collectible is perfect for any Billions fan! Includes a clear display stand within the packaging.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

• From Billions, Taylor Mason, as a stylized POP vinyl from Funko!
• Made of: Vinyl
• Size: Stylized collectible stands 3 ¾ inches tall
• Additional Information: Funko POP! is the 2017 Toy of the Year and People's Choice award, winner

This Desus & Mero Logo Reflective Fanny Pack lets you carry your daily essentials in style. With the Desus & Mero logo across the front and a reflective design, this fanny pack is the eye-catching accessory that you have been looking for. Whether you wear it around your waist or over your shoulder, you will love adding this fanny pack to your daily look.

PRODUCT DETAILS: 

• Reflective "Hip" pack.. This is not your mother's fanny pack!
• Perfect for storing your smart phone, keys, credit cards, etc.
• Nylon webbing strap with plastic buckle.
• Adjustable strap allows you to wear this in a variety of ways.
• Around the hip, cross chest, and cross body.
• A MUST have for 2018! Great safety item, made of a reflective material.
• Complies with Prop 65. 8" W x 6" H x 2" D

Touching public surfaces will make anyone cringe, especially in the times of COVID-19! While you may think that using your shirt sleeve or elbow is efficient at keeping germs at bay, they can potentially linger on your clothing and risk infecting you. That is where No Touch Tools come in handy.

Featuring a hooked end, No Touch Tools can press public surfaces so you do not have to. Some of the many uses for this tool include sanitary door opener, contactless button pusher, a keychain tool, and stylus. This means you never have to worry about touching surfaces that hundreds have touched before you.

Of course, we come into contact daily with more than just public doors and buttons. Fortunately, No Touch Tools can be used for touch screens, elevators, keyboards, switches, sinks, levers, ATM machines, trash cans, gas pumps, and more. Simply slip it in your pocket or attach it to your bag and head out into the world with confidence that you are doing your part to stay safe.

After you have used your No Touch Tool, simply wipe it down with a disinfectant of your choice and enjoy utilizing it over and over again. No matter where you live or where you are going, No Touch Tools will help reduce your contact with germ-ridden surfaces.

• Color: Brass/Gold
• Size: 3" x  1/2"
• Weight: 1.4 oz

You can enjoy your favorite beverage with ease with this Desus & Mero Logo Neon Bottle Opener. Featuring two different neon designs on either side, this bottle opener adds depth and intrigue to every bottle it opens. Add this bottle opener to your barware collection or gift it to the biggest Desus & Mero fan as a thoughtful gift.

PRODUCT DETAILS: 

• Pub style sublimation bottle opener. Every kitchen, bar and restaurant needs a reliable bottle opener.
• Durable stainless steel construction ensures long-lasting use.
• The sleek design of this metal bottle opener is a timeless classic.
• The perfect giveaway for breweries, holiday parties, pubs and much more.
• These bottle openers are recommended for hand washing, not suitable for dishwashers
• Size: 6.97" x 1.54" x.07", 2 Sided

When you’re working with some of LA’s top power players, you’ve got to fit in with them. With the Ray Donovan Etched Logo Gunmetal Money Clip, you will feel just like you’re a part of the A-list. Keep your friends close, and your money closer, right?

PRODUCT DETAILS:

• Made of: Stainless Steel, with a gunmetal finish
• Care: Wipe clean with a wet cloth
• Dimensions: 1 3/16 " W x 2 3/8 " L x 3/8 " D
• Additional Information: Comes with black gift box