Last Chance Gifts

Last Chance Gifts | SHOWTIME

You'll look damn good at your next holiday sweater party with this Twin Peaks Damn Good Holiday Sweater. From baking festive cookies to appreciating the festive decorations adorning The Great Northern Hotel, this cozy sweater is sure to get you into the holiday spirit.

Product Details:

• 100% acrylic. The sweater has a soft feel and is not itchy.
• Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem.
• One tree is planted for every sweater made!

Miami Metro PD is on the hunt for a homicidal monster, but another unseen threat is at large. Will following the clues allow law enforcement to protect the city, or will the criminal succumb to a different kind of justice? Get behind the badges of Debra Morgan, Maria Laguerta, Angel Batista, Vince Masuka, James Doakes, and Joey Quinn to scope out locations around Miami. You must determine WHICH serial killer is accountable, WHO will apprehend them, and WHERE they’ll be caught!

Product Features:

• 2-6 Players
• Ages 18+
• The classic Clue game with a Dexter twist
• Characters and places from the Dexter TV series
• Made in the U.S.A.

Box Contents:

• Custom game board
• 6 Investigator movers
• 6 Personality cards
• 21 Rumor cards
• 21 Intrigue cards
• Score pad
• Envelope
• 6 Killer tokens
• Dice
• Rules

This Desus & Mero Logo Reflective Fanny Pack lets you carry your daily essentials in style. With the Desus & Mero logo across the front and a reflective design, this fanny pack is the eye-catching accessory that you have been looking for. Whether you wear it around your waist or over your shoulder, you will love adding this fanny pack to your daily look.

PRODUCT DETAILS: 

• Reflective "Hip" pack.. This is not your mother's fanny pack!
• Perfect for storing your smart phone, keys, credit cards, etc.
• Nylon webbing strap with plastic buckle.
• Adjustable strap allows you to wear this in a variety of ways.
• Around the hip, cross chest, and cross body.
• A MUST have for 2018! Great safety item, made of a reflective material.
• Complies with Prop 65. 8" W x 6" H x 2" D

Showtime’s exclusive Shameless eye mask for sleeping is not censored and will arrive with the full four-letter word embroidered across it. If Fiona Gallagher teaches us anything, it’s that when you live in a household of seven, headed by a borderline sociopathic drunk, sleep is more valuable than gold. This black satin sleep eye mask inspired by Fiona’s fighting spirit will grant you many more hours of much-needed rest, and no one will dare disrupt your slumber.

Note – 17+ for Adults Only. Actual product not censored. 

PRODUCT DETAILS: 

• Made of: 100% satin
• Size: One size fits most. The eye mask features an elastic band for a stretch fit.
• Care: Hand wash to preserve the quality of the design.

You can enjoy your favorite beverage with ease with this Desus & Mero Logo Neon Bottle Opener. Featuring two different neon designs on either side, this bottle opener adds depth and intrigue to every bottle it opens. Add this bottle opener to your barware collection or gift it to the biggest Desus & Mero fan as a thoughtful gift.

PRODUCT DETAILS: 

• Pub style sublimation bottle opener. Every kitchen, bar and restaurant needs a reliable bottle opener.
• Durable stainless steel construction ensures long-lasting use.
• The sleek design of this metal bottle opener is a timeless classic.
• The perfect giveaway for breweries, holiday parties, pubs and much more.
• These bottle openers are recommended for hand washing, not suitable for dishwashers
• Size: 6.97" x 1.54" x.07", 2 Sided

Please note: The darkness of the green will vary as it is a natural gem, not dyed or heat treated. Your ring is 100% unique.

Collector's Edition - Limited Quantity

14K yellow gold over solid sterling silver Twin Peaks replica signet ring with carved green aventurine gemstone. Each custom-cut stone is individually tension-set, with the underside rounded and cut out so light can shine through, featuring the stones true color and natural mottling. Each etched glyph is blackened for contrast with ring averaging 13 grams overall weight. 

As with natural gemstones, color and mottling will vary. Stones are cut and etched by hand, not machined nor calibrated, so please allow for slight tool marks and imperfections.

HOW DO I FIGURE OUT MY RING SIZE?
Rather than using online print-and-cut paper sizers, it is honestly best to go to a professional... any jewelry store or pawn shop will have a ring sizer which they can slip on your finger right there. Be sure to size the finger you want to wear it on because your dominant hand (writing hand) is typically a little bigger.

IF I WEAR A SIZE IN-BETWEEN?
Choose whichever size you are closer to (Example: 8.75 should choose a 9 while an 8.25 should choose an 8).  However, when you are exactly in-between, it often depends on the shape of your knuckle.  Rings can be more easily made larger but should be stretched by a professional jeweler. If you are exactly in between sizes, order the smaller size and then your local jeweler can enlarge it.

As colorful as your favorite Bodega Boys, this Desus & Mero Line Drawing Tie Dye Adult Long Sleeve T-Shirt is a must-have addition to any fan’s wardrobe. Featuring Desus and Mero smiling against a tye-dye background, this comfy long-sleeve tee is the perfect look for fans that love standing out.

PRODUCT DETAILS: 

• You can't go wrong with a classic! This 100% cotton long sleeve tee will soon become your new favorite shirt to where anywhere you go.
• Made of: 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
• Additional Information: This shirt features short set-in sleeves and a seamless rib knit collar.

• Super Soft, Fashion Fit tee is the perfect addition to every closet.
• Made in: Bangladesh
• Made of: 100% Cotton
• Care: Machine Wash Cold, Only Non-Chlorine Bleach When Needed, Tumble Dry Low, Do Not Iron

Fans of The Bodega Boys will love wearing this comfy Desus & Mero DM Late Night Logo T-Shirt everywhere they go. Featuring the show slogan and eye-catching neon sign logo, this 100% cotton t-shirt is perfect to wear during your next Desus & Mero binge-a-thon.

PRODUCT DETAILS: 

• Super Soft, Fashion Fit tee is the perfect addition to every closet.
• Made in: Bangladesh
• Made of: 100% Cotton
• Care: Machine Wash Cold, Only Non-Chlorine Bleach When Needed, Tumble Dry Low, Do Not Iron

This graffiti-inspired Desus & Mero Washed Wall Logo T-Shirt will quickly become any fan’s favorite tee! Perfect for Desus & Mero marathons or a night out with friends, this comfortable, 100% cotton shirt is a stylish way to represent The Bodega Boys everywhere you go.

PRODUCT DETAILS: 

• Super Soft, Fashion Fit tee is the perfect addition to every closet.
• Made in: Bangladesh
• Made of: 100% Cotton
• Care: Machine Wash Cold, Only Non-Chlorine Bleach When Needed, Tumble Dry Low, Do Not Iron